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By Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson unearths the area a confusing position. quite a bit so, in reality, that he wrote a booklet approximately it. yet regardless of the looks of the bestselling "The international in response to Clarkson", issues don't appear to have replaced a lot. And so Jeremy's having one other cross. In "And one other Thing", our exasperated hero discovers that: he inadvertently dropped a bomb on North Carolina; we're all going to blow up on the age of sixty two; Russians glance undesirable in Speedos. yet no longer as undesirable as Brits; not anyone must have to fret approximately being invoice Oddie's lengthy misplaced sister; cooking a Sunday Roast is something. Gravy is kind of one other; and, he should still most likely be nicer approximately David Beckham. yet whereas this stuff play on his brain, the realm continues to be Jeremy's favorite position to be. traditionally, it's amazing. It's simply the idiots, meddlers and do-gooders who smash it for the remainder of us. Laugh-out-loud humorous and as straight-talking as ever, Clarkson bursts their unnecessary little bubble, whereas celebrating the particular issues that we must always carry expensive. chill out and revel in as Jeremy places the realm to rights...

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This must be horrible for her generation, but it’s going to be worse for ours because we’ll live longer and the pace of change will get even faster. You think it’s bad now, but imagine what will happen when your kids are in charge. are in charge. Gay vicars, internet reality TV from your next-door neighbours’, public inquiries every time anyone dies, satellite speed traps, thinking computers, cloned dogs, foxes on the parish council, Polish on the curriculum, holidays on Mars. The world is their oyster.

I suppose it’s also why so many people coming from the Caribbean in the 1950s called their boy kids Winston. This is no bad thing, being named after a prime minister or an actress your parents admired. But in America people aspire to goods and services, and that’s resulted in a surge in popularity for names such as Armani, Timberland, L’Oreal and Celica, which is a type of Toyota. One poor sod last year was called Del Monte. At this point, I was about to launch into yet another attack on the Americans who regularly choose a child’s name by picking letters out of a Scrabble bag.

And then last week came the news that we’re to get a statue of a disabled and pregnant woman called Alison Lapper. My first reaction was: why not the Flying Scotsman? It’s for sale at the moment for just £2 million and would be ideal, since it fits in with Ken Livingstone’s much publicised love for public transport and genuinely reflects Britain’s glorious engineering achievements of yesteryear. The trouble is that whatever you choose will be used as a pigeon perch and then vandalised. And it would be a shame to see the lovely old engine treated this way – so how about my next brainwave?

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